Quotable qoutes...

1. “The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.”

2. “Only lend money you can afford to lose.”

3. Jermaine - This from one of my 0fficemates who hates our supervis0r because he thinks she’s a flirt: “Daig ng kati ang hapdi.”

4. Mike Myers: “I’m afraid that someday the no talent police might just come and arrest me.”

5. “Why would I avoid those who hate me, if I could make their lives miserable just by existing?”

6. “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what then is an empty desk?” - Albert Einstein

7. “There is no problem so great and complicated that you can’t run away from it.” - Charlie Brown

8. “A successful man is one who earns more than his wife can spend, and a successful woman is one who marries such a man.”

9. Melanie Marquez, praising Nikki Valdez for a great production number: “Nikki you’re so galeng! You know, you should go to the States, you will sell hotcakes!”

10. Whirlwind - My father: “Patience is the time it takes for a thing to happen.”

11. Joey - My wife always gets confused between a playstation & a gameboy. One day she called my son to stop playing and come down to eat. She shouted, “Hans, kain na! Tama na yang playboy!” Suffice it to say that I couldn’t breathe laughing.

12. Marie - “My zen teacher also said the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future. Of course he died penniless and single.” - Sex & the City

13. “Kung kaya ng iba…IPAGAWA MO SA KANILA.”

14. Simon Cowell to an AI Contestant: “Your performance was like a date w/ Paula - sweet, but forgettable.”

15. “Love is like handing someone a gun, having them point it at your heart, and trusting them to never pull the trigger.” - Michael Gardner

16. Grissom of CSI: “Success is never as sweet as when it’s accompanied by the failure of a friend….”

17. “Don’t get mad, get everything!” - Ivana Trump

18. From One Tree Hill, said by Peyton, Hilarie Burton’s character: “6 billion people in the world, 6 billion souls; and sometimes, all you need is 1.”

19. “The good thing about being a pessimist, is that you’re either always proven right, or pleasantly surprised.”

20. Rachel after bumping her head somewhere, telling Monica: “If it’s not against a headboard, it’s not worth it.”

21. “Adversity causes some to break, others to break records.”

22. “When you fall out of love, and you still make a choice to love, that’s the beginning of true love.” - Bo Sanchez

23. “Never borrow someone else’s man. If he cheated with you, he’ll cheat on you.” - Oprah Winfrey

24. “You’ll never know what you have until it’s gone, and once you lose it, you can never get it back…” - snatcher sa Quiapo

25. Erma Bombeck: “My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares, why should you?”

26. - Overheard from a drunk in cebu: “I’d like to dedicate this song to myself. I hope I like it.”

27. Michael J. Fox: “One’s dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but it can’t be taken away unless it is surrendered.”

28. We were preparing for a dinner party. Everyone had their own task. My young cousin from an exclusive high school for girls was tasked to slice onions and tomatoes. When she was done she proudly exclaimed: “Look o, ang cute ng hiwa ko!”

29. Bill Cosby: “I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.”

30. Tom Stoppard: “Democracy is not in the voting, it’s in the counting.”

31. “I like dead end signs - they have the decency to let you know you’re going nowhere.”

32“The best thing to wear during sex, is a wedding ring.”

33. Imelda Marcos: “Never dress down for the poor, they won’t respect you for it. They want their First Lady to look like a million dollars.”