Funny Businessnames

A parlor in San Juan is named “Cut & Face”.

A wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: “Starduck”.

A fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: ‘”Violybee”

A small internet cafe opened among squatters named itself, “Cafe Pindot”.

In Manila, there’s a laundry named, “Summa Cum Laundry”.

A petshop in Ortigas that sells cats and dogs: “Pussies and Bitches”.

A pet shop in Kamuning: “Pakita Mo Pet Mo”.

Bakery: “Bread Pit”.

A bank in Alabang: “Alabank”.

A restaurant in Pampanga named, “Mekeni Rogers”.

There’s a restaurant in Pasig named, “Johnnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of Marikina”.

A boxing gym: “Blow Jab”.

A tombstone maker in Antipolo: “Lito Lapida”.

There’s a copy center in Sikatuna Village called, “Pakopya ni Edgar”.

There’s a beerhouse in Cavite called, “Chickpoint”.

A laundromat in our neighborhood sa may Sikatuna: “Star Wash: Attack of the Clothes”.

There’s an internet cafe in Taguig named, “n@kopi@”.

Name of a kambingan, “Sa Goat Kita”.

A salon somewhere, “Curl Up And Dye”.

A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: “Gee Congee”.

There’s a water refilling station in Dapitan named “Wa-Thirst”.

Along Sucat road, a store selling feeds for chickens: “Robocock”.

Shoe repair in Marikina: “Dr. Shoe-Bago”.

Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, “SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you”.

Petshop: “Petness First”

Flower shop: “Susan’s Roses”.

Taxicab: “Income Taxi”.

A 2nd hand watch store: “2nd Time Around”.

A squid stall in a wet market: “Pusit to the Limit”.

A shrimp store: “Hipon Coming Back”

A gay lawyer’s extension office: “Nota Republic”.

Aceiling installer: “Kisame Street”.

A car repair shop: “Bangga ka ‘day!”

An aquatic pet store in Malolos: “Fish Be With You”.

A fishball cart named, “Poke Poke”.

A beauty salon: “Saudia Hairlines”.

A bakery in our village: “Anak Ng Tinapay”.

A resto along Mayon road in Manila: “May Lisa Eatery”.

Laundry: “Wash Your Problem”.

This mobile massage business name isn’t funny, but their slogan is: “Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching”.

Ice cream parlor: “Dila Lang Ang Katapat”.

Chicharon store: “Chicha Hut”.

Neighborhood pizza store: “Pizza Hot”.

A fishball cart along P. Campa st., near UST: “Eat My Balls”.

A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: “Pinoy Big Barber”.

A Resto: “The Last Supper”.

A goto resto: “Goto Ko Pa!”

My mom used to ride a bus for work. One day she saw a peanut vendor’s cart with a funny name: “Mani ni Papa”.

A gym in Malolos: “Gaymann Fitness Center”.

My brother’s party needs business: “Balloon-Balloonan”.

A Chinese restaurant in Pasig: “Lah-Fang”.

A store selling fresh chicken, owned by a woman named Dina: “Dina Fresh Chicken”.

An actual bait and tackle shop in U.S.: “The Master Baiter”.

“Trimonay Bakeshop”.

Salon: “Hair Dot Comb”.